Facts you need to know about Chuck Norris

 

Who is Chuck Norris, you ask?  He is an American martial artist and actor.

 

Before we tell you some things about Chuck Norris, we are going to have some key words translated for you. This will help you understand.

 

Wear a watch: llevar un reloj

Onions cry: cebollas lloran

Ghosts sit around the campfire: fantasmas sentado alrededor de la fogata

Start a fire: iniciar un incendio

Rubbing two ice cubes together: frotando dos cubos de hielo junto

Mow his lawn: cortar el césped

To dare: atreverse

To gargle: hacer gárgaras

To beat: vencer 

 

Besides learning about Chuck Norris, this exercise will help with your memorization and pronounciation.

 

Nine facts about Chuck Norris:

Number One: Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.

Now, before we continue, it’s important that you understand what you’re saying. If there’s a word that you don’t know, look again at the list of key words I made. Or, you can use your dictionary. Or, open up a separate window, and go to Google translate (you don’t have to read address) http://translate.google.com

Fact  #2: Chuck Norris is so bad he makes onions cry.

Fact #3: Ghosts sit around the campfire, and tell Chuck Norris stories.

Fact #4: Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that’s why there is no life there.

Fact #5: Chuck Norris can start a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together.

Fact #6: Chuck Norris doesn’t mow his lawn; he stands outside and dares it to grow.

Fact #7: Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

Fact #8: Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.

Fact #9: Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.