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Facts you need to know about Chuck Norris

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Who is Chuck Norris, you ask?  He is an American martial artist and actor.images-2

 

Before we tell you some things about Chuck Norris, we are going to have some key words translated for you. This will help you understand.

 

Wear a watch: llevar un reloj

Onions cry: cebollas lloran

Ghosts sit around the campfire: fantasmas sentado alrededor de la fogata

Start a fire: iniciar un incendio

Rubbing two ice cubes together: frotando dos cubos de hielo junto

Mow his lawn: cortar el césped

To dare: atreverse

To gargle: hacer gárgaras

To beat: vencer images-1

 

Besides learning about Chuck Norris, this exercise will help with your memorization and pronounciation.

 

Nine facts about Chuck Norris:

Number One: Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.

Now, before we continue, it’s important that you understand what you’re saying. If there’s a word that you don’t know, look again at the list of key words I made. Or, you can use your dictionary. Or, open up a separate window, and go to Google translate (you don’t have to read address) http://translate.google.com

Fact  #2: Chuck Norris is so bad he makes onions cry.

Fact #3: Ghosts sit around the campfire, and tell Chuck Norris stories.

Fact #4: Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that’s why there is no life there.Unknown

Fact #5: Chuck Norris can start a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together.

Fact #6: Chuck Norris doesn’t mow his lawn; he stands outside and dares it to grow.

Fact #7: Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

Fact #8: Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.

Fact #9: Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

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